“Two chicks at the same time, man.” Also, I’m with Peter on this one. If I had money, I would want to do nothing.
Lawrence’s response to “a case of the Mondays”. My favorite line in Office Space.
Lumbergh’s greatest hits or…a little sample of every single day in the office.
Another co-worker “paroled”
Boy, I’ll tell you what. When someone leaves the company to take a new job, all the rest of us look at that person like he’s being paroled. Lucky SOB.
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All right. I’ll admit I’m new here. I heard the buzz and decided to check it out. So what about me? Well, I am a desk jockey, a cog if you will. It doesn’t matter what company I work for. All you need to know is that my workplace is just like Initech in Office Space, complete with consultants (“WE’RE ALL SCREWED!”). If you too work for the equivalent of Initech, stay tuned. You might think I’m posting about your office.
